The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.

Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”

by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022

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special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

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Reggie special

When your jitterbug puts his hand under and between your legs from behind. Grabbing your balls and gooter with maximum efficiency.

Last night I work I gave my new manager a Reggie special to welcome him to the team!

by Jhitabug February 9, 2022

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The Diamond Special

When you and your brother fool around in the shower. This can include sexual activities such as kissing, blowing, or fucking each other.

Friend: Where the fuck have you been, you said you were pulling up an hour ago?

Luke: Sorry, my brother is visiting from college and he surprised me with the Diamond Special.

by Joost Pluimers February 10, 2022

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The Kev Special

When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.

Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special

by PhraseGawd January 26, 2021

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