soccer

A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.

Fan: did you see the game last night?

Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.

Fan: *throws tantrum*

by Professor_X__ September 19, 2016

bed soccer

when you nail a girl's pussy real hard with your dick where she immediately moans.

let's just say during our bed soccer, i got my ball in her goal last night. Score!

by smash111 March 28, 2017

Soccer Hooligan

A sex act in which a the pair doing the deed prepare to climax in unison, and in the heat of passion their heads fly forward and their skulls smash into one another.

"Dude, I was totally nailing this chick last night, and we both came at the same time, and we totally Soccer Hooliganed each other. I think I lost vision in my right eye."

by Liam Wood May 13, 2006

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005

Soccer

A shit sport for faggots that have no skill and are dickheads

Cunt "l play soccer "
Normal guy " kill yourself you cunt "

by StewyslayerZ January 5, 2017

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG July 21, 2008

Soccer four square

A variation of the childhood game of four square created by a highschool in Maryland. Instead of being played with the hands like the original game players play with their feet. This game can be played with nearly any type of ball from a soccer ball, to a volleyball, to a basketball.

John: "Yo I'm so tired of playing basketball..."
James: "I know me too...but all we have is a basketball"
John: "Well we've got four squares and a ball lets play.."
Both: "Soccer four square!!"

by Soccer4^2 June 24, 2011