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Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.
Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.
by Matt_DII August 3, 2016
mugGet the Skeet weldmug.

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling July 21, 2016
mugGet the skeet sheetzmug.

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
by Infant Boner July 5, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Slapmug.

skeet meat

The targeted object in a circle jerk.

The collection of semen of a circle jerk.
Who's going to win the skeet meat after this is over?
by bret maverick October 18, 2018
mugGet the skeet meatmug.

outlet skeet

To skeet in an outlet.
...it's self explanatory
-R.P.
This bitch put me on child support, so I had to Outlet Skeet her momma house.
by Protects Ya Outlets September 7, 2017
mugGet the outlet skeetmug.

Skeet art

A type of art that contains both men and women ejaculating onto the canvas. Similarly, to the 'Scat art'. .
"We should go to the art museum this weekend to check out the new art trend and exibit called 'Skeet art."
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
mugGet the Skeet artmug.

Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.
" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Stouchemug.

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