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Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
by Trillith November 27, 2021
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Sit to Pop

A term used by Balloon fetishists, better known as Looners, to define the act of popping balloons by sitting and bouncing on them.
Guy 1: dude, have you watched Loonergirl1234's new video? It was so hot!

Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!
by Mysteryguy6464 March 23, 2024
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.
I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!
by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022
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Mother sitting

Similar to baby sitting, but looking after a sibling, relation or significant other due to their in capabilities.
I can’t come out as I’m mother sitting, I’ll need to get a pass to come out
by Slimey mike June 12, 2022
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Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.
That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy
by rayz1459 June 29, 2022
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Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.
“Why is he sitting gay?”
by HotFrog June 30, 2022
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