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super secret sausage eater

Yeah yo she was slobbin my meats, she's definitely a super secret sausage eater.
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Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.
"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"
by the product July 26, 2008
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Dirty little secret (DLS)

a forum dedicated to stalk, bash and leak content of various artists.
-Did you see the new photos up at Dirty little secret (DLS)?
-yeah man, damn those creepers sure know how to stalk!
by Johnny Manhood February 21, 2010
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One of the best shows to ever grace the television
Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!
by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014
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taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover
"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"
by whorehayhonis December 2, 2007
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Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009
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the dirty little secret

When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.
Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.
by ron c the great January 2, 2009
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