Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

Roman

This christian with red hair

Roman hates the things the devil does

by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Roman

Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)

Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.

by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

Roman

Roman is a guy who is short, cute, very funny and no one knows but he has a massive hog in his pants, Roman is a big fan of anal penetration and can’t go without it. He’s a keeper.

Roman likes it in the butt

by roman12 January 11, 2022