weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

by archbishop301 June 22, 2014

Roasted

Getting clowned on to the fullest extent

They wasn't clownin that nigga they was roastin his ass!
Boy got Roasted!

by Courtesy July 2, 2012

Roast Beef Cunt

When an old, big lipped pussy flops all over the place like cold cuts flapping in the wind.

I went down on that hot ass milf today, but boy did she have a badass roast beef cunt

by Matthew J. Sullivan December 22, 2008

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

roast dinner sex

some people like food and sex.
roast dinner sex is the perfect comprimise.
it involves roast dinner being eaten/licked off a torso. proceeded by crazy ass sex. the whole works, yorkshire puddings, sprouts, beef and most importantly lashings of gravy.

hey dude i had such great roast dinner sex today

by craigabc1234 May 30, 2008

roastie toastie

When a roast potato is stuffed up someones ass and then left there for more than 4 hours. Some like to use butter as lubricant, or even jam.

Hey Janet! Wanna try a roastie toastie? I hear they're delicious!

by thatraddudelad January 27, 2017

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 2, 2008