Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

Reverse Donkey Kong

When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!

"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."

by Macdammit/ Rich James March 30, 2009

Reverse Granny

Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.

Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.

by Kikker May 18, 2013

Reverse Kanga

The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.

A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.

by MRGregGregson October 26, 2007

taking a shit in reverse

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.

It's like taking a shit in reverse!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

Reverse Jackhammer

When a large/strong woman stands in a sumo-style fashion while vigorouly thrusting a man, by grasping his buttocks, as a means of sexual intercourse.

With shoulders like that she could reverse jackhammer a fat Al Roker.

by jackhamster October 23, 2010

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005