Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.
Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.
by pinabowladas January 27, 2025
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 12, 2012
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This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 04, 2024
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PRISON GLOW

A slogan intended to describe the look of a black man who is RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER MANY YEARS and APPEARs TO LOOK YOUNGER AND HEALTHIER FROM WHEN they went IN, especially one wrongfully convicted.
Sheldon Thomas was wrongfully convicted of murder, incarcerated for two decades, and has now been released. He looks good for his age, he has the prison glow.
by NinaSue March 28, 2023
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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prison boo

The dude you get together with while he’s in prison cause he calls you on a string of collect calls.
Alyssa started dating a dude while he’s in prison, he is her prison boo.
by rondogwanny February 23, 2020
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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