prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020

Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!

Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!

by memaw reeny July 25, 2019

Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023