Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".

"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."

by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022

The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.

I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit

by TheInmate December 7, 2017

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)

Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

gay black prison nigger sex

A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .

They are doing gay black prison nigger sex in there

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024