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pet the pony 

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
pet the pony by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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My Little Pony 

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.
americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper
cum dumpster pony pumper by 55313 February 20, 2009

Pink Pony 

Homo with a 12" cock
That fairy be so pink pony it's ill!
Pink Pony by Anonymous May 7, 2003
A person who participates in erotic roleplay as a pony, horse or other type of equine. Used in conjunction with the activity itself: "ponyplay".
She likes pulling a cart as a pony.
Pony by CabbyD November 17, 2013
Pony Boy's are recent occurence and are positioned midway between trendys and townies as they share some parts of both and can mix easily with both groups.

Pony Boy's look exactly the same as male trendys but are different as they are often not intelligent, decent or friendly. They are sports obsessed, sex obsessed to the point of being manwhores and enagage in male bonding activities (such as teabagging and mass nude showers) that can often cause closet homosexuality.

Pony Boy's are often the mature form of a chav, a corrupted trendy or a more fashion concious townie

To put it simply, pony boys can be excessively vain and act like twats yet still attract trendy girls better than any townies.
Person 1: Look at him! He shoved his arse in my face the other day. How can he get such a hot girlfriend?
Person 2: That's pony boy's for you.
Pony Boy by mrtruth May 26, 2008
slang for a Ford Mustang, an older muscle car that was quickly replaced and outshined by the Pontiac Firebird.
Man, your firebird just smoked that pony.
pony by The Vince December 1, 2003