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karma police

Top Notch Bawse individual/s only one phone call away when your relationship partner is pissing you off. usually people you crave and your bf/gf wouldn't be very fond of because of their ability to showcase a "project x" type of night.

the type of people your partner doesn't want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.

the karma police are on patrol to entertain, sexually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.
GIRL 1 "i cant believe the night we had with those guys.. we didnt get home til the next day!"
GIRL 2 "stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jackass bf and i dont even care"
GIRL 1 "we should call the karma police more often! ;)"
GIRL 2 "our secret ;)"
by illmaculate69 October 18, 2012
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makisupa policeman

enforcement commited soley to bust recreational drug users

Title of a song by Spring Heeled Jack, talked about makisupa policeman came to my house.
A song by Spring Heeled Jack called Makisupa Policeman explained how the police would come just because their power allowed them to confiscate a stash or dime bag, usually something as petty as a joint.
by Chickensorts June 20, 2006
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Grammar Police Brutality

1. Overracting to mistakes, misspellings and shortcuts in texts, email, status updates, etc.

2. Incorrectly "correcting" anothers grammar mistake, when you are in fact the one who is wrong.
1. I can't believe that idiot spelled "your" as "ur". What an asshole!

Whoa..."Grammar Police Brutality"! What's the BFD??

2. That moron spelled "potato" wrong...everyone knows there's a E on the end of that shit!

Hey, settle down, Dan Quayle! No need for the "Grammar Police Brutality"
by TheRealSwizzle April 17, 2011
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Wallad police

Man that fights a Wallad. Will fuck them on sight at any given chance.
Carl: Ay man did you see the Wallad police earlier today?

John: Nah, what happened

Carl: He copped a Wallad and fucked his ass.
by :wheelchair: January 19, 2020
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police officer

stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕
maia: #allcopsarebastards
ellie: periodt queen police officers r bitches
by aesukin June 11, 2020
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Police

A word which Americans CAN'T pronounce.
It isn't "po-lice"!
It is "Police"!
It is just one syllable!!

Also something that Townies hate.
American: Hey MOM! Call the Po-lice! There is a Townie eating my cat.
English: SAY IT PROPERLY, IT IS POLICE!
Townie: Ya MUM!
by Berry_Boy March 16, 2009
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Pliver

The medically correct term for the location at the back of the knee.
He kicked me right in the pliver so my knee buckled and I fell. It hurt like a bitch.
by shaunagen December 21, 2008
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