to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

Playing for the Yankees

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.

Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it

by Cupidsarcher July 2, 2014

playing kavis

When you suspect that a particular person has jackass tendencies and they give reason to support your belief.

Town: "Ya boy lil slow aye?"
Lighty: "He always playing kavis...his nickname is stuuu!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg October 1, 2021

Play Bulldog

A rough and sexual game in which two men stick their hands down each other's pants for enjoyment.

Matt wouldn't stop staring at my crotch the entire night. I think he wanted to play bulldog with me.

by aquaboy5 December 20, 2009

Funeral play

When you and a buddy would go to someone you hate grandmas funeral and have sexual intercourse on top of the open casket

"Lets go have Funeral play, im into that"

by sexymilf895 March 30, 2022

play weenie

Play with your weenie, or play with someone else's weenie. Or play with weenies together. Mutual masturbation.

My friend and I like to play weenie.

by nocirc January 3, 2014

Up-played

Trump's definition for blowing smoke up your ass.

On national TV Trump up-played his handling of the coronavirus.

by deepsouthdoug September 16, 2020