Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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spy penguin

The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
by Spynt May 21, 2021
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Penguins

A person who gets along intimately with the same sex but is also autistic. Their behavior is rapid or unusual ,almost like the animal. -Be mindful of how It can be a bit of a deragatory way to refer to a neurodiverse homosexual. Most times its intended to be used by someone of that catogorey ,more playful.
Look at those Penguins flirting again.
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
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midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
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Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
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