schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 04, 2021

Winkle wagon

vehicle filled with obnoxious males.

We stopped at a light and a winkle wagon pulled up beside us.

by Gingy8088 June 14, 2017

stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive

"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"

by Tacocart June 07, 2018

demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

nectar wagon

Truck that pumps out septic systems. Also known as a honey pumper

That nectar wagon trails an awful smell

by [e-mail] August 01, 2014

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 25, 2017