take one on

(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on

(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner

jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway

kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on

mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

Taking a Howie.

Another term for having a bowel movement. Q

Where's Ed? He's in the bathroom taking a howie.

by Xeroxfishbone August 23, 2011

Take a Finan

When you arrive somewhere and immediately head to the toilet to drop a "load".

Did that guy just punch in and take a finan?

by AncietoPedro April 16, 2011

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 05, 2009

Taking the bullet

Giving a friend head and swallowing all his jizz. Or performing the same flavour favour when confronted with a choice.

Both cocks were in front of me so I ended up taking the bullet and sucking off my good friend.

by Portuguese Taxi June 13, 2013

taking a chubby

When a wingman settles for the larger of the two women so his bro can get the hot one

Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr April 13, 2016

Take a Biden

When you take a poop and it forgets where it was pooped. The poop came from its basement and smells bad.

I took a massive Biden, but I forgot which toilet it was in. (Take a Biden)

by Bob Nelson December 17, 2020