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Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!
3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!
by Silly bittch May 30, 2017
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noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
by wonfuji March 8, 2014
mugGet the noodle windowmug.

Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
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Boodle Noodles

Boodle Noodles can be used as a noun

and as a derogative term/adjective a Boodle Noodle

as a noun it can mean food that a person has put their rump in
in adjective form you can use it as an insult
Example 1
Person 1: Wow man, this tastes great :D
Person 2: :> they're boodle noodles
Person 1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Example 2
Person 1: I hate you
Person:2 well, you smell like boodle noodles
Person 1: T^T
by Uninteresting_Introvert October 12, 2021
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noodle nips

by york Hunt January 25, 2014
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prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging
Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog
by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018
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Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021
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