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Nike

Named after the Ancient Greek Goddess, Athena Nike, the major footwear and athletic apparel company is one of the best available. They are also the sponsor of most College (NCAA) Football/Basketball Teams.
Person One: Woah, nice shoes!
Person Two: Yeah, they're my NIKE's
by Rutgersfan November 26, 2007
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naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
by Al-Svanchez May 15, 2007
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Big 5 Nikes

Someone who can't afford REAL nikes from a footlocker or other trendy store and must resort to the $20 sweatshop made nikes and Big 5...
"Damn dagg look and you Big 5 Nikes... They are gay"

"Your so poor all you can afford is Big 5 Nikes"
by "B" to the "T" September 8, 2005
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Niket

Often these creatures are born and have their fate to be servants of Queen Dana. Their day consists of making sandwiches for Queen Dana. Although their intelligence is higher than the normal species they haven't been developed enough to override Dana. Their companion is often the Cassie species. Without Dana's knowledge they often tell great secrets. They also tend to be fond of walruses,urban tales tell that they've been in an alliance for generations. These creatures often have extensive knowledge of things such as Lord of the Rings.(reason unknown)

They're also spiffy
by ILOVEDANISH January 23, 2013
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Nike Free

A Pitiful, but useful way of transporting yourself when ones car gets towed or stolen.
I use my Nike Free's to go to work.
by LSG King June 2, 2008
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naked

that house is NaKeD!

omg! tyson is naked.

i want some naked sex...
by Jessie_and_Ava January 20, 2007
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