Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.

Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.

by lovverrrr December 6, 2010

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

nacho bitch

a bitch that isn't yours

that's nacho bitch

by yo momma89 January 15, 2012

Nachoeeng

When you and your partner are having sexual intercourse and one of you shits in the others mouth, which they swallow, throw up, and spit it in the others mouth. They keep repeating this process until they either get bored, or get sick.

Me and my Girlfriend were Nachoeeng last night. Shit got everywhere!

by UrbanPhilosophy March 13, 2013

Nachosis

The process of spontaneous division of nachos among everyone else at your table who didn't fucking order nachos.

Before Bob could eat, his appetizer went through nachosis as all his friends grabbed some.

by RedPhalcon September 6, 2013

nacho cart

When u want to be boned (Fucked). Announcing it to the public to let them know u wanna fuck. Or to the person you wanna fuck.

Ex. Bae can u please meet me at the "nacho cart".

Shit I wish he would meet me at the nacho cart, sheesh he so fine.

by jalacia April 16, 2015

nacho party

A nacho party consists of the following:
- you must plan a party and invite lots of your friends
- none of these friends show up
- you sit alone in the bathroom and cry and eat nachos and your tears mix with the nacho cheese

That was the worst nacho party I've ever been to.

by SilverMiner January 3, 2017