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midnight insight

adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010
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Midnight Dog

When a female gets oral sex preformed on her while eating a hotdog.
It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.

If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
by Irottram June 4, 2021
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Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
by Mtg187 August 7, 2022
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midnight

1- 00:00 (zero o'clock).
2- The middle of the nighttime.
3- Transition from a day (period of 24 hours) to the next.
4- End of one day (period of 24 hours) and beginning of the next.
Midnight.
by Çuçunny July 19, 2025
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Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 4, 2023
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Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.
Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!
by Timfree January 18, 2023
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OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025
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