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Ultra midnight spring shocker 

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
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Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.
" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

Ten-to-Midnight 

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.
I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

Butt smuggling the midnight salami 

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

the midnight meat train 

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

Captain Midnight 

To have a wet dream.
He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.
Captain Midnight by tank03 August 26, 2009

the duck quacks at midnight 

Oh, it will.