Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

the duck quacks at midnight

Oh, it will.

The duck quacks at midnight.

by Maeve R April 18, 2004

The black cow flies at midnight

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

minutes to midnight

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.

Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

by Gillettex April 17, 2007

captain midnight

Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)

He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.

by joedildo November 14, 2005

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.

Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.

by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014