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Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!
by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020
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Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<
1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!
by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018
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Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.
Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.
by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020
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sales math

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”
Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!
by Plasmus October 13, 2018
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Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
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maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️
Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”
by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023
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