A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.
In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.
by Abd_ May 7, 2023
Get the maths finalmug. A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation
by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021
Get the Hegarty Mathsmug. A fucking hell hole where you waste an hour of your time to make x and y go to the train station. Oh Suzie rode her bike 12 miles in 12 days how many miles did she did in a day. Shits retarted
by ogmnb February 12, 2020
Get the Math Classmug. Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
Get the Jump mathmug. Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020
Get the Math Classmug. When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
Get the Jesus mathmug. 1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
Get the math helpmug.