by W1lson June 03, 2021
Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
by Pat Yaxley February 01, 2021
A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
by ticklemytip1234 September 12, 2023
"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.
It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
by MyGoodFriendHoward October 29, 2021
no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 24, 2021
So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal February 16, 2018