Man-Vote 

When there is more than one man in a room and one of said men has "information" he is not sharing with the other men (i.e. naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend), a noble man may call upon the Man-Vote. All men present take part in the Man-Vote, voting either for or against the viewing of said information. As always, majority rule.

That fairy wouldn't show us the pictures of his girlfriend on his phone so I called a Man-Vote.

Man-Vote by Bob de Cock January 1, 2011

Man Formula 

(ass=<tits>everything<pussy)/face

One can calculate the overall physical attractiveness of a female by entering values into the Man Formula.

The formula is derived as follows. One can conclude that tits are greater than ass on general principle. In addition, tits are better than everything because you can titifuck. Titifucking, while the shit, is nothing compared to actual pussy, therefore, pussy is greater than everything.

The reason for dividing by face is because if the face is zero, that bitch should not even be considered. She does not exist.

Keso: Yo my nig, according to the Man Formula, I should be tapping that ass.

Zach: Naw you dumb African, her face is a zero. She does not exist.

Keso: Nigga you are gay and rude.

Man Formula by bigzuki27 July 21, 2010

Man Twerk 

When a man uses his dick either soft, chubby or full erect and rotates it like a plane propeller making a slapping noise as it hits either side of his leg or belly with his hands on his hips saying "man twerk, man twerk."

My girlfriend asked me to do my best twerk move after we saw magic mike so I pulled my pants down and gave her the frontal man twerk!

Man Twerk by Cocobutter July 25, 2015

man tan 

The tan that a male with thick and full facial hair receives from prolonged exposure from the sun. Shaving one's facial hair after being in the sun for a long time results in a pale area on the face where the facial hair was prior to shaving.

Any tan outline that results from shaving facial hair after getting enough sun show a visible difference in skin color causes the individual to have a "man tan"

Friend: Looks like you got a lot of sun today!

You: Yeah I did! I'm going to go shave my face now, so I can show off my man tan.

Friend: Is a man tan is a good thing??

You: Duh! Just wait until you see my man tan, you'll be like: Winning!

man tan by JimHalpert May 2, 2011

Man Bear Pig 

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.

"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

Man Bear Pig by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

Man-spreading by Trashist January 12, 2017

man titties 

This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!

Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!

man titties by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003