Minecraft story mode

A game where it promised it is different depending on the choices you make but 99.9% of them result in the same thing anyway

Have you played the new game Minecraft story mode
Yes and it’s all the same stuff

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Minecraft jacket boy

Kids who wear a plain white T under a Minecraft creeper jacket, normally worn with memory foam sketchers. These kids normally don't take showers and smell when you pass by them in the hallway at School. This is a faze, normally occurs for the middle child, and they normally last until the 5th grade however some can last until their college years. This mental faze can be treated with taking showers and actually going outside.

My brother is a Minecraft jacket boy and needs a life.

by bddBrayden December 31, 2020

Minecraft bedrock

formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account

Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.

Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"

Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.

The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,

- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage

- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health

- skeletons do not move when attacking you

(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)

Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition

Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids

by Sebastian294 February 12, 2021

Minecraft YouTuber

slang for pedophile

"bro did you hear that Eric is a Minecraft YouTuber?"

by @RamenEater2000 July 10, 2016

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition is the worst version of Minecraft known to man. Toxicity, bad potting, bad screenshake etc. All known players have at least 1 hack on their PC and cheat their balls off. The shittiest server in this edition of Minecraft is Versai.tk where cheaters rise up! This server has a shit anticheat that doesn't ban PE Androids but ban Win10s who click over 10 CPS. Cheat Engine and Horion Client are very bad and ruin this shit community and make it 10x shittier than original MC PvP. Any server than Versai has 12 block KB making it skill-free.

A bad Minecraft Version is a great example of Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

by kklhkjjk March 23, 2020

Minecraft Syndrome

A book/movie/game/person which/who in itself is good, or at least not bad, but is ruined for many people by its fan community. Named after Minecraft, which due to the huge amount of children who play it and the paedophiles in the community, has a somewhat negative stigma surrounding it.

Person 1: 'Omg, FNAF/Undertale/PewDiePie sucks!'
Person 2: 'Well, not really, it's just a case of Minecraft Syndrome.'

by clemandax April 4, 2016

Minecraft Michael

Cool ass dude who has his own yotube channel. He will play games such as Doom, Black Ops 3, and Battlefield in the background. But will describe in great detail the functions of minecraft.

"Yo did you see Minecraft Michael latest video?"

by Thatoneguy420yolo November 3, 2016