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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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Dominic's Law

There are no women on the internet.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a police officer.
"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominic's Law
by rigosantana3 January 23, 2009
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Pugsleys Law

Variant of Sods Law / Murphys Law.

The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.
Man 1: I've got this problem with my PC.
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!
by slixtream February 8, 2010
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gauss law

A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.

Gauss's Law can be represented as:

∮E·dA= Q/εo
Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.
by asebak March 4, 2010
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The Aw Law

An unbreakable law which states that when something cute is present, every woman and every feminine male within 30 feet of the cuteness MUST react with "awww!", "how cute!" or "adorable!!!" Similar reactions are also acceptable, but must somehow express how cute the thing is.

The law may exist because women and feminine men are considered "more empathetic" than is typical, so they...on second thought, there is no logical explanation.
Tony present Tina and her friends with a picture of his cat wearing little boots.
Girl 1: AWWW!
Girl 2: That is SOOO cute!
Girl 3: I just want to hug it!!!!
Feminine Male: That is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!!!

Tony and his friends have witnessed "The Aw Law".
by Chekken December 7, 2009
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Marilyn's Law

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)
A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.
by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011
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