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laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009
mugGet the laying on the catmug.

Lai

Lai is a male name and his races is mixed between all of them. He Devours devours anyone’s cum and he has a taste in men and young children and sometimes a baby (female)
Lai you bitch don’t put my baby in your cum soup
by Chaytonator December 20, 2019
mugGet the Laimug.

lai

Lai means "Like"
Hater #1: ts pmtfo ong lai sybau
(this shit piss me the fuck off on god. like shut your bitch/broke ass up.)
by dott.wav February 24, 2025
mugGet the laimug.

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
mugGet the chode a lay hey whomug.

lay appreciation day!

december 7th marks the day we all bow down and show our appreciation to queen lay.

TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)
"it's queen lay appreciation day!"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"
by loveroflay April 16, 2025
mugGet the lay appreciation day!mug.

lay a date

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009
mugGet the lay a datemug.

Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok
Shmerken doff lai is annoying
by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019
mugGet the Shmerken doff laimug.

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