Kim Jong Un

Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.

Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!

by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014

Kim Jong-il

The brother of Mental Li-il

hihihi, Kim Jong-il , mental li-il, thats so funny

by elactura123 March 13, 2009

kim jong un

a crack ho

trumps a kim jong un

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 10, 2019

kim hyun joong

SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE

sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD

I wanna kiss kiss....i need your kiss kiss

kim hyun joong

by kpop fan October 22, 2011

big daddy kim

A man who wants to nuke you

I got nuked by big daddy kim

by Cgbductjc April 19, 2020

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

Simon saenal kim

The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly

Y/N: Omg its mr kim

Aiden: i know hes just so good looking

Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus

Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet

Y/N: no

Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks

Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy

by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021