Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022

Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread

Let me put my sausage in my Jonas

by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022

Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

Fat slob

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours

by bernardgamer October 4, 2022

Jonas

HOttie

JOnas ur so hot

Jonas: thanks

by daisdowodaskpokdw October 13, 2022

Jónás

A very good human. Bence is his vasfarok királyfi. He is good in owerwatch but Bence too. Jónás can mean jood (zsidó)
when we change some letters in his name. Antónia is his girlfriend

1:hey dude who is jónás?
2:he is the king and Bences's friend

by berewaeasdeas October 18, 2022

Jónás

he is a king and his friend bence is his vas ..... királyfi. they are gods in overwatch. Bence claps him but he is also good.
Jónás need to buy food for Bence

1:who is jónás

by berewaeasdeas October 18, 2022