Squimmy Jimmy

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.

"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"

by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018

jimmy-snake

verb- To carry or move an object in a snake like motion while working in tight spaces.

The elf jimmy-snaked the block to escape the hallway and avoid the ghost. Originated while playing Gauntlet on a NES circa 1988.

by Grashopper-tiger March 23, 2019

Jimmy Stathis

he’s very famous and very smart. like he’s very famous! keeps the gc going at 2am in the morning (his time). did i mention he’s very famous! jimmy if u see this i’m ur biggest fan and ur so funny.

JiMmY StAtHiS iS fAmOuS?
iS hE?

by smiles4cv on instagram :) June 6, 2019

jimmy shit

When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 21, 2018

Jimmy Chan

When someone does a jimmy chan, it means they like playing pit fighter a classic atari video game which is regarded as very poor like the zx spectrum

You got a skoda, thats so jimmy chan

by MickPat May 7, 2022

Jimmy Boof-it

A variation on a margarita cocktail where you have salt blown through a straw in to your rectum then do a shot of tequila with lime. Common amongst wook culture kids that are children of Parrot Heads.

Hey Brett, how was your vacation!?

"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"

by Captain Rockso August 6, 2019

kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

by MR34 August 6, 2014