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Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...
by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009
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Hot Mom Jeans

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!
by trice1996 February 24, 2022
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michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
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Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018
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Blue Jeans Gay

An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.

Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).

They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.
Justin likes cold brew coffee, Adele and CrossFit. He’s such a blue jeans gay
by aphextwink69 April 18, 2022
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lara jean covey

a girl from the ‘to all the boys i ever loved before’ book and movie series. i wish i was like her, she has an interesting but peaceful life and i talk to much and i’m annoying and i wish i had a sister or more and i just love the movies :)
lara jean covey is an amazing character, portrayed by lana condor
by a female dood :) December 29, 2021
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