Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

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Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.

"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".

by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022

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jackokil

a big peace of poo

jackokil is a big peace of poo amen

by anonymous March 15, 2022

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Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

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