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long island

Okay let me set this straight... YES: Long Island has it's areas where it's many white bitches driving around in convertibles and such and yeah there are some parts with farms but NO: Not all parts of Long Island is like that.
I live in Elmont which borders Queens so YES: people who claim they are from the city are from the city and yeah some people move here to get away from the city.
Stop dissing Long Island unless you've been all around Long Island.
by Vocal Queen August 29, 2005
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Rhode Island

One day my teacher said "Wow that's the size of 3 Rhode Islands!"
by Student of Astronomy April 8, 2008
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islamabad

Islamabad is the capital of Pakistan. Grabs taxes from all over Pakistan to pay for unused wide roads and other usless infrastructures while rest of the country rots. Seeing Pakistan ranking on Human Developement Index (Alongwith Sub Saharan countries)and seeing Islamabad will confuse most of the people.
Islamabad bloke: We are so cool, we have largest shopping center here.
Karachi dude: thats not even 1% of Tariq Road.
by Kasem Shah August 31, 2004
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staten island girl

girlss that use orange cover up , girls that o.d on bronzer girls that think that conceiler is lipstick . girls woth fake blonce chunky streaks girls that shop at "foxy lady" girls that shop at epic ... girls with fake accents .. hylan nails sound familiar !!! girls with shovels or spoons as nails with cheesy neon colors .. girls that over use the words whore fuck bitch slut.. girls that call their best friends whores and sluts ... girls that wear paintss a little too tight .. girls that their face doesnt match there neck .. girls that have sun burn on there asses in the winter ... girls that go tanning every day ... girls that have juicy written across their ass ..girls that have myspace ... girls that think cursing makes them sound good .. girls that think that they are tough because their from new york ..yehh and its new york not new yawk ! girls that hate when people copy them but copy everyone else .. girls that know the words to be my bad boy ... everytime we touch miracle and every mariah carey song there is .. girls that get excited when staten island is mentioned in a song or movie basiclly fake girls ...
girl 1 omg im amm soo not a staten island girl ...
girl 2: like yah i know do you wanna go to foxy lady and get that shirt that says triple five soul on it that everyone has .. and if i see a girl with it on i think i might like fight her omg !!
by taylorrvee July 16, 2008
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University Of Rhode Island

Arguably the number one party school on the east coast. Was originally listed as the number one party school on Playboy's top party school list. However, Playboy felt it was unfair to continuing ranking professionals with amatuers and removed URI from the list permanantly.
"We find that it is unfair to list professionals(University of Rhode Island) among amateurs." - Playboy Magazine
by Herr Schaef July 20, 2008
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Island Park

A place where the only two things one can do is sleep with prostitutes or get stoned. Cops don't do jackshit and like to spend their time at the local strip club, the only good time one can have in a town like this is at San Gennaros and that's because Long Beach kids like to start shit.

The rich people that live in Harbor Isle can get away with murder because their parents are lawyers. People get shot in the head in front of the Middle School and no one seems to think this is a problem. The town is full of Guidos that are ignorant tools and are proud of being Italian when they're only a quarter percent, and the girls are ALL whores with bad dyed blonde hair. Everyone knows everyone. If you get in trouble Uptown, chances are your mom will know within five minutes.

Our "beach" is filled with trash from when Oil City leaked and is technically a marsh. The giant hill by Peter's Clam Bar happens to be made from left over trash over the years. Island Park forever reeks of trash, low tide, and the unwashed. Our school almost sank until they figured out that maybe they should fix it. Island Park seems to have a hatred of most Oceanside and Long Beach kids for no reason. The Bar uptown caters to the lowest of the low, and the man illegal immigrants seem to think it's ok to rob other people.

Everyone cares about other peoples appearances, everyone is in everyone's business and gossips about others because their lives are so fucking boring. If you don't go to Church, you're gossiped about and suddenly become a whore who goes to Plantation Motel to make a quick buck. Our senators are hypocrites that cheat on their wives with whores. Everyone knows each other by their last names.

A lot of kids are either dead, drugged out in rehab, or are living at home when they're still 30 years old. And yet many of the rich people seem to think their town is perfect. A perfect example of ignorance and how oblivious others are to what's going on in their "bubble".

Above all else, a place to avoid unless you want to score good drugs. Otherwise you're screwed if you want to actually want to do something with your life.
kid 1: yo what do you want to do today?

Kid 2: lets smoke up

Kid 1: aiight

typical Island Park kids
by Kyai October 17, 2006
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vancouver island

a really beautiful place. you should go there.
this weekend i went to vancouver island and drove around. i really didn't want to leave...i'm definitely going back soon!

beautiful people reside on vancouver island.
by loveandpeace March 14, 2009
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