A Figgle Bottom is the highest tier of masculinity one can attain. a figgle bottom is comparable to a Greek god such a Ares. The physical measurements can not be described or measured by layman's terms and can only described by their ranking. a figgle bottom ranks above Gigachad and any other slang relating to masculinity . A Figgle bottom's sexual preference is not defined. but they do get sundry of hoes and bitches.
Dakota: No way is that a figgle bottom, I'm gonna queef myself
Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling
Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling
by Figgle the wordsmith November 1, 2021
Get the Figgle Bottommug. 'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the bottom burnedmug. by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015
Get the screaming bottommug. by Swift watermelon May 12, 2018
Get the Rock Bottommug. Say your friend is washing an entity in the sink (such as their hands) we say that the water flowing through the entity towards the drain, bottom water.
*Jake is washing his hands in the kitchen sink, but I have already soaped mine up*
Me: Hey Jake, can I get some of that bottom water to wash my hands?
*Jake raises hands up to accommodate*
Jake: Yeah for sure you can use my bottom water, way to save water!
Me: Hey Jake, can I get some of that bottom water to wash my hands?
*Jake raises hands up to accommodate*
Jake: Yeah for sure you can use my bottom water, way to save water!
by Parthh March 3, 2021
Get the bottom watermug. To neglect wearing underwear, or in the right situations wearing nothing at all waist down.
Usually used to make the lack of wearing undergarments sound like its own pair undergarments.
Usually used to make the lack of wearing undergarments sound like its own pair undergarments.
I would slip out of my clothes to go swimming, but I'm wearing my bare bottoms.
She slept in bed with her bear bottoms on.
She slept in bed with her bear bottoms on.
by Anon19374 June 13, 2018
Get the Bare Bottomsmug. literally like a princess. Incredibly sheltered, interested in politics, foreign affairs, and the military. Very delicate. Likes a particular diet but will eat anything. Thinks every day life is of novel interest. Loves to read. Loves to learn. Classy in the streets. Loves older men and is a very slutty bottom in the sheets. Loves cocks. May top once in blue moon but is used to pleasing a man or men. When you date them it will be like having a little princess around all the time which you will either like or find incredibly annoying. Beware.
This bitch is a princess bottom.
Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.
Tom: Is he still coming over?
Jerry: who?
Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.
Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.
Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.
Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.
Tom: Is he still coming over?
Jerry: who?
Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.
Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.
Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.
by 1-800-that-bitch September 6, 2020
Get the princess bottommug.