Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

Mob hit

When you beat your dick like it owes you money.

Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!

by C_Swiney July 9, 2017

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

Slit hit

The female equivalent of getting kicked or punched in the private parts

Did you see that? Kayleigh took a direct slit hit right there

by Djcj3 October 11, 2020

Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.

I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!

by TheFiend138 April 12, 2016

Hit the green

The act of taking a puff of a pipe, a wax pen, a bong, a rig or any weed related product that'll make you high

Dude 1 : Hey dude wanna go hit the green

Dude 2 : Yeah dude, been craving some of that devil lettuce you bring here dude
Dude 3 : Duuuuude
Dude 4 : Yahh Dude

by Soockamasook April 24, 2021

Zombie Hit

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

by Mark3791 May 10, 2009