national heavy day is September 27th, you join jets dream world on this day and tell them how amazing heavy is,
by Wumpus2021 August 2, 2021
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When you have shrinkage from either playing sports, or being cold and your knob is bigger than the rest of your penis.
by TTGG33 November 2, 2011
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A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
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