Hamburgers

A yummy food to get drunk if you eat lots of em hehe (Mc Donald, Burger King

1 person. Hey wanna get drunk
2 person. What do u mean by getting drunk
1 person. Bro I ment to get drunk by eating HAMBURGERS

2 person. Oh sure why not

Hehehej

by ThisiswhyuneedJesus June 24, 2024

Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024

Hajduk Special

A incestual threesome between a father, his son, and the family donkey.

Often taking place inside the kitchen near the fridge for food access or preformed out on the street for money donations.

''I went to the hill last night''
''Anything interesting happen?''
''Yea, I saw these weird polish family preforming the Hajduk Special''

by SNOTATOR January 15, 2025

Hamburg Pancake

A Hamburg Pancake is when a man ejaculates into the hand of their partner. Then the partner, with the semen in hand, slaps them across the face as hard as they can, splatteering the semen across their face, head and all around.

Jimmy and Sally made a Hamburg Pancake in the living room yesterday. I had to throw away the couch, I still have to clean the ceiling and I have no idea where the cat ran off to.

by Vojko February 8, 2026

Hamburger Helper Style

The act of two grown men shoving Hamburger Helper into each others anus's and fucking each other raw, while using lollipop as a sounding rod

me and Jeremy went down on each other Hamburger Helper Style, that was the PERFECT way to eat a square meal

by Janglus, The wise March 17, 2026

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025