H To The Izzo

When somebody gargles Preparation H and then licks someone’s butthole with hemorrhoids.

“Dude, my hemorrhoids are flaring up again. I might need an H To The Izzo.”

by ajwa95 November 13, 2022

H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

H-BAR

Humbled or Humiliated Beyond Any Repair

Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR

Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good

Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.

Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...

by paulfinch613 December 29, 2012

shakey h

Double team sex act. One guy doing it doggy style while the other is getting head from the person getting rammed up the arse, forming the letter H.

Dan took Ashley from behind while she sucked off James, it was the shakey H baby.

by Sorrynotsorry2908 July 1, 2015

angry h

threesome that looks like an H

Let's make that hooker the crossbar in our angry H.

by Jermomma December 23, 2013

the wobbley H

It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!

My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!

by Thatguymike May 7, 2018

Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair

Rachel, I'm a shirt h

by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019