Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid
by tomtomtom jenakins January 26, 2018
To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024
by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.
Dan: What a faggot
Dan: What a faggot
by Foxtail ranger November 25, 2021
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.
i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there
the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there
the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022