Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.

Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.

by Mangoninja October 10, 2008

Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t

Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their

by none85 July 20, 2005

Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.

I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.

by ropenstein December 28, 2010

Google elitist

Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.

"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."

by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009

Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked

Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

google-line

A poorly matched intersection of two or more photographs in the application Google Earth.

Whilst browsing Google Earth one person says to another: "Have you see how blue the water is in Barbados?"
The other person replies: "Yes it's lovely, but look 5cm north and it's brown because of that google-line right there"

by JJMM September 19, 2009

Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.

Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.

by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009