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Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit
Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them
by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018
mugGet the Goochmug.

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.
Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016
mugGet the gooch twitchmug.

Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”
Nice gooch”
by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025
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gooch of dawn

We have to get up at the gooch of dawn
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
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gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
I heard Matt is a gooche boy.
by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016
mugGet the gooche boymug.

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021
mugGet the Gooch furmug.

gooch giggler

someone who tickles,pinches,twists or fondles a persons gooch.
Barbara starts being a gooch giggler to Josey
by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024
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