Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Foreign Car

Not just any car not from another country. A Foreign Car is an expensive Car, typically from Europe such as Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Maybach or Bugatti

He pulled up to the strip in a foreign car .

by Thihbih March 20, 2018

seven forevers

Hyperbole: an exceptionally long time.

I haven't seen y'all in seven forevers!

It's about time you showed up, I've been waiting out here for seven forevers.

by joemorf January 20, 2004

Funky Forest

Term to describe the highest level of bizarre lunacy. The origin of this expression is the title of of the movie "Naisu no mori: The First Contact" (2005), which also translated as "Funky Forest: The First Contact". We would encourage everyone to search for this movie on IMDB and watch the trailer. We let you to be the judge.

- What do you think about GOP?
- Me? It's a funky forest at this point!

by Friendly Robot September 15, 2009

Krummpy Foreskin

The accordion-like folds in the skin of a non-erect penis

That guy has so much Krummpy Foreskin that his d-piece looks like the Michelin Man.

by WalkingTaco May 20, 2011

knock down the pine forest

a.k.a. Shaving your legs

It is high time I knock down the pine forest. My boyfriend pointed out that I am way overdue for de-forestation! My legs are soooooooooo hairy!

by geckypibb July 7, 2010

brena's big forehead

a biiiig chunk of bone covered by hairy skin. this belongs to an obnoxious gurl called brena monica c. she is very mean and has a fat head but no brain and is very uwu cat gurlie she always says uwu so cyuuuuutieeeee all the time being cringe and gets mad at small jokes like a snotnose she is a booger dangling from an old mans butt

omg brena is that u? i cant even see u cuz of that giant foreheaddd

brena : aaaaaaaAaAaAaaa stop making fun of me uwu so ciyuteueue lovely uwuwu im alpha princes corn dog jingi perspn corosna uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

jeez, brena's big forehead has no brain

by yae miko ily March 14, 2022