Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.

"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."

by Nunya Busy March 9, 2024

bi-winning

To win here and win there.

Are you bi-polar?
I'm bi-winning!

by gninniwcipe March 27, 2011

bi-winning

1. From Charlie Sheen's interview about him using drugs. In his defence, he is not an addict and claims that instead of being bi-polar he is bi-winning.

2. a level above winning

Dude I am so epic today, I found a $100 bill, my girl gave me head without asking then after wards bought me taco bell, I'm better than winning right now, I'm bi-winning!

by dude88 March 23, 2011

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.

When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.

by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."

i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!

by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024