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Krista Sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022
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Shart

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy
by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022
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Sharted

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?
by diplomatician October 3, 2022
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diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022
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Shart

1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.
I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH
by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022
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Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"
by Xakez May 2, 2022
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shart

A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice

...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"

SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"

B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
by xiaojing May 10, 2022
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