ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.
My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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Veg-Ass

pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)
Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!
by Vanneste:P April 30, 2013
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Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 23, 2020
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Ass Jihad

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.
Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.
by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008
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Good Ass

1. An adjective used to show how you damn good you think something is.
2. The opposite of a bad ass; a non-violet, level-headed young person.
3. A particularly fine bottom.
1. "This is a good ass piece of cheese!"
2. "Look at that guy, studying when he could be could be doing semi-illegal things! Pah, what a good ass!"
3. "You see that girl? I think she has a really good ass!"
by BootySmuggler August 19, 2013
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ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005
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Mark Ass

n. a soft, non tough person.
That guy jumped me with his Mark Ass.
by mark ass July 28, 2009
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