Flopes

Slang for fallopian tubes. Since women don't have a set of balls, this is where you deliver a swift kick of justice when they're tripping out on you.

Damn, she's being a bitch! Kick her in the flopes!

by Nasty Canasta July 17, 2010

blooming flower

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.

Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!

by Bob slideil April 30, 2006

Flower Picker

Someone who gives guys handjobs, the motion of picking flowers, unttil they cum and you catch it in your mouth then give head with the cum in your mouth.

That guy is a flower picker. They went flower picking last night.

by that guy ;) October 7, 2010

Flower Top

The girl is standing with her legs spread and she smashes the guys face into her vagina in an aggressive manner.

He had a nice flower top after going down on her.

by Scottie 2 hootie January 14, 2016

floger

A dog with fur that feels like a floor

Charlie the lab is quite the floger

by Black forest ham February 5, 2018

Flower Bitch

The guy who delivers flowers to elders during the COVID-19 crisis.

Trevor is the flower bitch at the assisted living.

by Bcoll May 19, 2020

Flowercake

Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.

You're such flowercake man.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021