muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007

Sour Fingers

Instead of putting someones hand in water to make them pee you just stick their hand in your pee.
PS: Great for sleepovers.

I put his hand in water while he is sleeping but he insn't peeing. Screw it he's going to get some sour fingers.

by cajk April 10, 2010

Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

Foot Finger

A toe but for people who don’t know toe

Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?

by ryuisshook June 24, 2018

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

finger grazing

Touching all the mints before choosing one.

Don't eat the Altoids. I caught Mike finger grazing them in your office.

by binghamtonjones February 7, 2014

Finger crop

where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.

Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.

"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"

by Hannibalant September 3, 2011