Feety

A person, or a DOG, obsessed with feet.
A feety likes to touch feet, lick feet, tickle feet, feel feet on their face, on their ******* (skin).

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, a feety doesn't like all feet.

All feet are not equal. Some feet are better than others.

God: here is a conversation between two feeties. There's nothing wrong with them. I made them in my image didn't I! *wink wink*

Feety 1: check her foot bro, wAAAAw
Feety 2: dude you have a problem. Her feet are wack, them long toes look like fingers! Ugh
Feety 1: man you're so judgy, you're not a real feety!
Feety 2: actually, if you'd read the definition, you'd know a feety doesn't have to like all feet to be one. Sorry you don't have standards. TTYL, I go some facefeeting to do.

by AorouLive December 17, 2022

feetpicliar

When someone says they will send you feet pics and then they do not.

When you send a $1 on venmo for feet pics to a man named Jon and he does not send you the feet pics. This makes Jon a feetpicliar. Was a feet pic with some fuzzy socks too much to ask for? - I think not. FEETPICLIAR. Gimme my $1 back Jon.

by RooRooMack January 25, 2023

feetgod

The thing Boy and Girls club staff use as a last resort in scrabble

I was playing scrabble and I had to put Feetgod to win.

by Cloggo April 5, 2023

Fecto Elfilis

Femboy Demi-God from Kirby

"Who is Fecto elfilis"
"that hot femboy from kirby"

by MunkelPunkel September 29, 2023

spinny feet

Rims on cars that are still spinning when the car stops. See rims that keep spinning every time you stop

That phat escalade is rollin on spinny feet

by punan September 17, 2004

Wiggle Feet

Another nicer way to say Sparkling Wiggles or what Sparkling wiggles may sound like if a three year old said it lol. Wiggle feet resembles someone with black dirty feet.

OOH that girl has some mean wiggle feet!

by shayshay1787 March 19, 2009

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011